I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
I’m not your daughter.
Oh, yes, you are. You’re my and Louis’ daughter now.
im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship
growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot